BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 1/4

ZERO DARK THIRTYZero Dark Roundup

“It’s a political Rorschach test, an experiment in the malleability of audience response. This is Kathryn Bigelow’s masterpiece; the film her whole career has built to.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

“The result is a remarkably thorough, unexpectedly cinematic, two-and-half-hour chronicle of American persistence.” – Norm Schrager, Paste Magazine

“A phenomenal white-knuckle thriller; a precision-tooled machine that left me breathless both times I saw it. Hell of a thing to be on the edge of your seat when everybody in the world already knows the ending.
” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“A seriously excellent piece of work. One of the sharpest, smartest, most thrilling and flat-out best movies of the year.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“A lot of people have argued with me that the reason this movie is so great is because it’s so restrained and it recounts everything as it happened without sensationalizing. But that’s exactly why I find it boring.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

“Bigelow presents the events passively, but superbly, without judgement nor opinion. One of the year’s best film achievements and a crowning jewel in Kathryn Bigelow’s already noteworthy resume.” – Tim Estiloz, Boston Movie Examiner

“Politicians who have yet to see a movie should shut up about it and avoid embarrassing themselves.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“What will it take to win this new kind of warfare? And to what extent do we dare allow ourselves to be shaped and defined by conflict this intense and pervasive? These questions are worth pondering.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

 

The ImpossibleTHE IMPOSSIBLE

“After a while this movie wears you out — not because of the physical and emotional demands of the story, but rather because of the shallow and predictable cinematic conventions to which it clings.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

“It’s time for American audiences to grow up. Every story in the world is not about English-speaking WASPs.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“An event of such massive impact deserves a hell of a lot more consideration than the thinly drawn, manipulative THE IMPOSSIBLE.” – Norm Schrager, Meet In The Lobby

“Everything but the carnage is cheap. The hokum can wear you down worse than the tsunami.” – Jake Mulligan, The Boston Phoenix

 

TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D (2013)Alexandra Daddario stars as 'Heather Miller'TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D

“It converts around five minutes of grainy film footage from Hooper’s 1974 movie into 3D. Then the truly gross digital cinematography takes over, and you have a new film to forget.” – Brett Michel, The Boston Phoenix

“Typical slasher film. It wasn’t abysmal. You get what you pay for.” – Steve Head, The Post-Movie Podcast

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 12/28

Les MiserablesLES MISERABLES

“Director Tom Hooper undercuts some solid musical performances by shooting and editing this film in a shoddy and bizarre fashion that gives new meaning to the term ‘in your face’.” – Tim Estiloz, Boston Movie Examiner

“It’s like an exercise in how not to direct a film. This is an aesthetic crime.” – Sean Burns, The Improper Bostonian

“Just like THE HOBBIT, it’s a big lumbering mess where you feel every minute of the excessive running time.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“When it works, it’s brilliant. When it doesn’t work, it’s dreadful.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

“Hooper follows the actors around excessively and features tons of face shots to capture grand emotions. These techniques become old quickly, because there’s little variation.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

“Bad. Really, really bad. It has three basic settings: boring, laughably amateurish, and mildly interesting for the few minutes that Anne Hathaway is around.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“Hooper’s faithful adaptation suffers its bumps and bruises, but has a collection of stirring moments that overwhelm the pain.” – Norm Schrager, Meet In The Lobby

 

Django UnchainedDJANGO UNCHAINED

“It’s as though BLAZING SADDLES has been remade by Monty Python, except Tarantino’s voice remains clear.” – Brett Michel, The Boston Phoenix 

“Tarantino doesn’t shy away from this hideousness. The realistic capturing of America’s slave era is what sets this film apart from his previous work.” – Greg Vellante, The Eagle Tribune

“No amount of cinematic showing off from Tarantino can make DJANGO UNCHAINED more than the cheap exploitation movie that it is.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

“An action film, and a polemic aiming to rip the scab off America’s original sin. It excels at both. This is one hell of a great movie.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“A tighter ending and a more direct arc toward the bad guy would have significantly changed this picture for the better.” – Evan Crean, Reel Recon

“Funny, dramatic, and very violent. It’s a Quentin Tarantino film through-and-through, and easily one of his best.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

 

Not Fade AwayNOT FADE AWAY

“There’s a decidedly cynical existentialist vibe to the way everyone searches for meaning in fame, and a pervading sense of dissatisfaction in every scene.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

“An angst-ridden, cliched period piece that’s more of an aimless coming-of-age tale than an artistic statement about the power of rock n’ roll.” – Evan Crean, Reel Recon

“Focused on odd details, it feels very much like a personal remembrance using the hackneyed formula as a mere clothesline.” – Sean Burns, The Awl

 

PRomised LandPROMISED LAND

“One’s the most sympathetic, unshowiest movie star we’ve got right now, and the other is some smug asshole from television.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“What might have been a film with a message becomes a tangle of loose ends, dead ends, and dead weight.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

“The most disappointing film of the season. The filmmakers went for a cheap gimmick rather than let the story play out to a realistic conclusion.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“Their movie falls apart in the last act because they aren’t aggressive enough to take a stand. The ending is just too open-ended and politically shy to be satisfying.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

“For the second Christmas in a row I’m left asking myself: how much pandering crap am I willing to sit through in order to enjoy yet another magnificent Matt Damon performance?” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

 

Parental GuidancePARENTAL GUIDANCE

“Crystal looks like his face is trying to eat his body. He’s so puffy that his character is conveyed mostly by his tone of voice and delivery. One can barely make out his expressions.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 12/21

THIS IS 40This is 40

“A narrative mess. A stack of repetitive story blocks hastily piled into a two-hour-plus comedy. But it’s also really funny.” – Norm Schrager, Meet In The Lobby

“There’s an unflinching shrillness to the movie that is admirable in theory but rather off-putting in practice. It’s just sour, and not very funny.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“The film has a poignant personal touch that is absent from every other mainstream American comedy this year. This generation’s true modern family.” – Greg Vellante, The Eagle Tribune

“More than two hours of increasingly embarrassing ugliness between two people who spew bile at each other with such loathing that you have to wonder how they ever fell in love and got married in the first place.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

“So depressing and irredeemably unfunny that I couldn’t even finish it. After a certain point I just didn’t care enough to see how the movie ended since all of these people suck so damn much.” – Evan Crean, Reel Recon

“A collection of overgrown children who don’t have a clue what it means to be a responsible adult. This isn’t 40, it’s barely human.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“Boo. Hoo. Overlong and never more than amusing.” – Brett Michel, The Boston Phoenix

 

The Guilt TripTHE GUILT TRIP

“This will undoubtedly look better on the small screen, a mildly pleasant alternative.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“The movie isn’t trying for belly laughs or even any comic set-pieces. It just cruises along in second gear being genial.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

 

JACK REACHERJack Reacher

“A deliberately lo-fi, old-school detective yarn that feels like a really good episode of a 1970’s television show. That’s fine with me.
” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“A wonderful alternative worth seeking out as a simple, no-nonsense action thriller that stands on well crafted dialogue and some fun performances.” – Tim Estlioz, Boston Movie Examiner

“What Cruise offers is not brawn but a raw and savage intelligence. A solid and entertaining thriller that relies on logic as much as brute force and fast cars.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

 

RUST AND BONERust And Bone

“Oscar-winning French star Marion Cotillard sure is something, isn’t she? This is the work of a great actress.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

“Not a traditional love story. Audiard and his magnificent actors give tough-love a good name.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

“You can always try to figure out the special effects they used to take away Cotillard’s legs. That’s more interesting than the story.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

 

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL: WORLDS AWAYCirque Do Soliel

“A sampler of entrées cannibalized from the Canadian troupe’s 28-year history, akin to the all-you-can-eat buffets found everywhere in Vegas.” – Brett Michel, The Boston Phoenix

“More of a 90-minute infomercial for the various shows the Canadian company has running in Las Vegas than an original movie.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 12/14

THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY

“Much like the book itself, any movie version of THE HOBBIT was going to suffer in comparison to its larger sibling. I loved it. Just don’t go in expecting THE LORD OF THE RINGS because it’s not and it can’t be.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“A bloated, unneccesary cash-grab prequel suffering from a fatal case of elephantitis. The first six chapters of J.R.R. Tolkien’s slender bedtime story are stretched out like silly putty into a 170-minute slog.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“When the film does jog into action, the camerawork is so frenzied (and looks so much like a video game) that you almost want to shut your eyes to block it all out.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

“One of the most excruciatingly boring movies out this year. If Peter Jackson couldn’t tell this slight story in a single film there’s no hope the other two in this prequel series will be any less bloated.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“A sluggish trek, a grueling experience, an exhausting ordeal that never seems to end and feels completely satisfied leaving its audience with essentially nothing in terms of story.” – Greg Vellante, The Eagle Tribune

“Stretched paper-thin in terms of narrative and crafted with a much lesser elegance than the RING pictures. It also embodies everything terrible about Hollywood’s house-style franchise filmmaking.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

“Jackson does an excellent job with balancing the adult action in the film
with a lighthearted tone which feels appropriate for younger audiences.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

“Chaotic and dull. The film looks like crap – over-lit and grainy, more like a video game than a movie. It made me want to puke.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

 

HYDE PARK ON HUDSON

“The script knocks down all these figures into borderline-pathetic caricatures. There’s no historical icon HYDE PARK ON HUDSON can’t turn into middlebrow melodrama.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

“A tedious affair about a tedious affair. Taking great pains to remain inoffensive, the movie wears its slightness on its sleeve.” – Sean Burns, The Improper Bostonian

“Less a peek behind the curtains into private, privileged lives than a marble cake of mild titillation and mild historical interest.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 12/7

PLAYING FOR KEEPS

“Don’t worry, there’s a happy ending. But then again, any ending would count as happy as long as it brings this ineffectual fluff to a finish.” – Kilian Melloy, EDGE Boston

“Someone maybe should have told this guy if you want to rekindle a romance with a  woman, you probably shouldn’t start by sleeping with all her friends.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“Did you ever heat up something in the microwave and miscalculate the time? The edges are nice and hot but as you start eating, you realize it wasn’t cooked all the way through?” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“Fox hasn’t penned a script since 1993’s SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER, and he apparently hasn’t left his home, either.” – Brett Michel, The Boston Phoenix

“The movie drowns most of its endearing factors with ugly moments thriving in the proliferation of heterosexual male fantasy.” – Greg Vellante, The Eagle Tribune

 

THE COMEDY

“For something titled THE COMEDY, this movie isn’t funny. Or charming, likable, enjoyable, or any other adjectives you would find splashed on a poster.” – Monica Castillo, Dig Boston