BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP 7/19

RED 2RED2

“If you are able to treat the violence as simply cartoonish–knowing they’re just actors playing ‘let’s pretend’–then RED 2 can be a lot of fun.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

“Plot? Stakes? Intrigue? Who cares – here’s Old People With Weapons!” – Bob Chipman, Escapist

“The majority of the acting in RED 2 is complete scenery chewing, although thankfully it’s easy to swallow.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

 

THE CONJURING

The Conjuring - Official Teaser Trailer (HD) (Screengrab)

“You may not believe in haunted houses, but you will while watching the movie.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

“There’s probably nothing you haven’t seen before in director James Wan’s THE CONJURING, but rarely have you seen it done so well.” – Sean Burns, Metro

R.I.P.D. 

RIPD

“It won’t win any awards for originality, especially as it races down the well-worn path of movies like MEN IN BLACK and GHOSTBUSTERS, but it’s a fast ride.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

“One good thing about this flick is that it’s over quickly.” – Evan Crean, Reel Recon

 

GIRL MOST LIKELYGIRL MOST LIKELY

“A cartoonish parade of gargoyles and grotesques helmed with staggering ineptitude by the once-promising Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini” – Sean Burns, Metro

 

ONLY GOD FORGIVESONLY GOD FORGIVES

“If there’s any justice, the audience will not just not forgive but openly rebel.” – David Reidel, Santa Fe Reporter

“It doesn’t set up audience expectations so that it can then defy them; it makes you feel silly for having them in the first place.” – Kristofer Jenson, DigBoston

 

MUSEUM HOURSMUSEUM HOURS

“It leaves the viewer, it leaves me, feeling like a complicit elitist, wishing along with him that the masses could go to the MoMA instead of to see GROWN UPS 2, and slightly embarrassed that I’d find myself going along with an idea so reeking in naivete and cultural privilege.” – Jake Mulligan, Edge Boston

“The karmic connection between the two worlds is gentle and sometimes subtle, edited with a beauty and commentary that somehow even transcends the meeting of art and life.” – Norm Schrager, Film Racket

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 7/12

Pacific RimPACIFIC RIM

“A towering, immensely imaginative testament to just how good mass entertainment can be. Attempting an explanation of this movie’s greatness is like trying to explain the awesomeness of ice cream or buffalo wings.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“There’s one aspect that separates it from every other blockbuster movie released this summer: Love. Guillermo Del Toro loves these characters. He loves these monsters. He loves this world.  And I love him for it.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

“PACIFIC RIM exists in a complete, fully realized universe, which is a high compliment indeed for a movie that also feels like it was dreamed up by an 8-year-old splashing around with toys in the bathtub.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“The summer’s best by several leagues. Del Toro dares to rewrite the grammar of the modern blockbuster by filling the space between each action set piece with intelligence, wit and heart.” – Andrew Crump, Go See Talk

“After a time, the deafening sound design, together with the sheer enormity of the creatures and cybernetic weapons involved, leave you cross-eyed. And a little bored.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

“Del Toro’s editing is handled carefully and his gliding camerawork is smoothly executed in a way that allows you to not only see the action clearly, but to be transported directly into it.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

“Go and enjoy yourself. Just don’t expect it to make much sense logically, narratively or visually. It’s not a very good science fiction movie, but it’s a heck of an amusement park ride.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

“The story that fuels  PACIFIC RIM is non-existent. It’s just an excuse to stage enormous digital fights. It also doesn’t make much sense.” – David Riedel, C-Ville Weekly

Grown Ups 2GROWN UPS 2

“This witless sequel to Adam Sandler’s 2010 blockbuster exercise in indolence is another hacky work release program for otherwise unemployable SNL veterans. Laziness wafts from the screen like a foul odor.” – Sean Burns, Metro

“We know we’re in Sandler territory when the first ‘joke’ involving urination takes place not two minutes into the film. There will be more, with some poop and vomit gags… you know, just to mix it up a little.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

 

VHS2V/H/S/2

“There hasn’t been a scarier movie released in 2013 thus far. Even the worst of V/H/S/2 rivals everything its predecessor had to offer. This is a sequel that operates on a totally different plane than its progenitor.” – Andrew Crump, Go See Talk

“Addresses many of the major complaints people had with its predecessor. Although the movie still isn’t perfect, it vastly improves upon the formula established by the first film.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

 

Im So ExcitedI’M SO EXCITED

“He’s returned to the ridiculous, screwball nature that made Almodovar a name in the first place. Yes, the film is ludicrous, ridiculous, over-the-top. It’s exuberantly tacky, and gleefully crass.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

“Almodovar’s new film I’M SO EXCITED is a brightly colored 60’s style pop art farce set on an airplane that’s full of troubled characters and has no way to land. Think AIRPLANE! but with even more sex, drugs, and relationship jokes (yes, it’s possible).”-Monica Castillo, Bitch Magazine

 

A Band Called DeathA BAND CALLED DEATH

“The total package is simply joyous, a lovingly told celebration of big dreams and second chances. What an uplifting surprise that A BAND CALLED DEATH is so full of life.” – Norm Schrager, Meet In The Lobby

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 7/5

THE LONE RANGERTHE LONE RANGER

“Bad craftsmanship is one thing, but continuing the Hollywood tradition of treating Native American on-screen characters like packing peanuts to sell a genre throwback is another thing altogether.” – Monica Castillo, Bitch Magazine

“Clearly they are trying to turn Tonto into another Captain Jack Sparrow, but it doesn’t work. Depp, an immensely talented actor, should be ashamed of his minstrel show performance here.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

“For all those who think Depp is making fun of the Comanche—the tribe that adopted him—the joke’s on them. This entire movie is a joke. The only question is whether you’re in on it.” – David Riedel, Santa Fe Reporter

“Sorry, but the genocide of Native Americans just doesn’t strike me as funny. Depp’s patented character eccentricities have jumped the shark into annoyingly repetitive, borderline offensive buffoonery.” – Tim Estiloz, Boston Movie Examiner

“While Depp’s Tonto is easily the most ill-conceived, offensive-on-a-thousand-levels, what-the-hell-could-they-possibly-have-been-thinking element of THE LONE RANGER, it’s far from the only thing wrong with this movie.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“The weirdest summer blockbuster in eons, it’s a bitterly cynical, Sergio Leone-styled bloodbath full of fairy-tale flourishes and slapstick silent comedy interludes. I have no idea who this movie was made for, but I’m glad I saw it.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

 

Despicable Me 2DESPICABLE ME 2

“Laugh-out-loud funny. And depending on how loudly you laugh, you may embarrass yourself. The most charming thing about this sequel to the hilarious DESPICABLE ME is that it’s just so gleefully silly.” – David Riedel, Santa Fe Reporter

“Directors Chris Renaud and Pierre Coffin may overfill the frame with plenty of playful detail, but they keep the action compact and digestible for all ages. And it’s a whole lot of fun, at every moment.” – Norm Schrager, Meet In The Lobby 

“The energy level never flags, even though you might wish everybody would stop to
breathe once in awhile. Overstuffed with daffy non-sequiturs, DESPICABLE ME 2 is almost too much of a good thing.” – Sean Burns, Metro

“The feel good movie of the summer. There is continual comic invention as well as a hilarious twist involving the Minions that reminds us of just how important they are to the film’s success.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

 

 

Kevin HartKEVIN HART: LET ME EXPLAIN

“Hilarious. Comedy is always about the underdog, and there is nobody better at losing right now than Kevin Hart. Diminutive and sputteringly brilliant, he’s mad as hell about becoming the butt of his own jokes.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“When Hart nails a word, or even a syllable, it’s with the dynamic snap of a tiger’s pounce. Put that together with his physical dynamism, and he’s a comic dervish to be reckoned with.” – Kilian Melloy, EDGE Boston

 

The Way Way BackTHE WAY, WAY BACK

“Predictable in its sweetness but satisfying all the same. It’s like the multinationally branded ice cream sandwich you get on any pier in the Western Hemisphere, market-tested to appeal to as many people as possible.” – Inkoo Kang, Village Voice

“Has the playful spirit and unbridled optimism of a movie from twenty or thirty years ago. There’s rude humor that never gets raunchy, and a comedic innocence similar to that of ‘80s films from this genre.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 6/28

White House DownWHITE HOUSE DOWN 

“A rare bird. It’s a way, way over-the-top shoot-em-up buddy movie that also wants to be a cathartic wish-fulfillment fantasy for the American Left Wing. It’s nuts, but this is the good kind of silly.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“If OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN was like the book you bring to the beach, this is like a comic book. No, that’s not fair… to comic books. Some graphic novels are well-written and intelligently plotted.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

“There’s a lightness that’s missing from all those other glum summer blockbusters. Tatum and Foxx are two ridiculously charming bastards. Sharply crafted and gloriously silly, it’s the best DIE HARD movie since SPEED.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

 

The HeatTHE HEAT

“If you want to see just how low American film comedy has fallen, look no further than THE HEAT. We should be ashamed, appalled, and making amends.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

“Feig is a rudimentary director, but he really seems to like his characters. Bullock and McCarthy grow from broad caricatures to specific creations. The comical indifference to plot development allows for delightful asides.” – Sean Burns, The Improper Bostonian

 

Twenty Feet From StardomTWENTY FEET FROM STARDOM

“Just thrilling. This jubilant film festival favorite brings the house down while paying tribute to a lost art. Watching the movie feels like finally giving credit where it’s due.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 6/21

Much AdoMUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING

“Shovels mass quantities of iambic pentameter into the mouths of untrained third-string television actors, most of whom appear to have learned their lines phonetically. Half these folks might as well be speaking Klingon.” – Sean Burns, The Improper Bostonian

“The unfussiness of the production and the speed under which it was made contribute to its freshness. The cast shows respect for the text, and they clearly love tearing into the words. Get thee to a multiplex.” David Riedel, Santa Fe Reporter

“It’s refreshing to see this familiar group of faces operate on a relatively stripped-down stage when we’re so used to watching them in worlds where they’re accompanied by vampires, spaceships and superheroes.” – Andrew Crump, Go See Talk

“Just about everyone clowns. Perhaps worried that the Shakespearean dialogue would lose much of his audience, Whedon’s packed this performance with more pratfalls than a Benny Hill short. The mugging is shameless.” – Jake Mulligan, Charleston City Paper

“A new classic. Everyone involved in the adaptation is a joy to watch, but certain members of Whedon’s actors feel like they were born to read Shakespeare. Both Whedonites and fans of The Bard should be pleased.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

“The actors choke on the Shakespearean script and we probably could have used a take or two more, just to make sure we get a clean shot. Kenneth Branagh never would have let this happen.” – Monica Castillo, DigBoston

 

WORLD WAR ZWorld War Z

“Turns out to be the summer’s first truly enjoyable tentpole movie. Its structure is that of an especially grisly hero’s journey; the goal less a tidy resolution than a white-knuckle thrill ride.” – Kilian Melloy, EDGE Boston

“The rambling nature of the film leaves it feeling under-stuffed and small despite its obsession with capturing events on a macro level. It might not be ‘epic’ like the modern summer movie, but it’s just as tepid and dopey.” – Andrew Crump, Go See Talk

“To call WORLD WAR Z an adaptation would be an injustice. The movie masquerades as a big-screen version of the popular Max Brooks book, but underneath that cheap disguise, it is a total stranger.” – Evan Crean, Reel Recon

“It’s a plot better suited to a miniseries than a movie, and interestingly, the best parts come when they disregard any obligation to the source material and start inventing shit.” – Kristofer Jenson, DigBoston

“More like an amusement park ride or video game. One half-expects Samuel L. Jackson to come out and start shouting about all the motherf****** zombies on his motherf****** plane.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

 

THE BLING RINGThe Bling Ring B

“An action photo of America in decline. The knockout punch landed, and Sofia snapped a shot of the body hitting the canvas. We didn’t escape the Era of Narcissism, we settled in comfortably and bought a bigger TV set.” – Jake Mulligan, Rushmore Kite Flying Society

“The result is an introspective movie about people to whom introspection is a foreign concept. There’s no there there, which I think is probably the point. But it gets awfully old. A chilling depiction of emptiness, also tedious.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“It is an engaging film. It shows a director who has found her subject matter and is still figuring out what she wants to do with it. It’s a process, and Coppola makes it one that it is worthwhile for us to follow.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

 

MONSTERS UNIVERSITYMonsters University

“When you’re the very best –and Pixar is the very best in contemporary American animated films– you still can’t expect to hit a home run every time. More like reheated leftovers than a new dish.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, North Shore Movies

“A movie missing a lot of heart, and there’s no way around that. MONSTERS UNIVERSITY can’t touch its predecessor, but it’s a fun distraction all the same. I’ll take this one over another CARS installment.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

 

FILL THE VOIDFill The Void

“Rich in color, and although its characters are not in ball gowns and tuxes, there is an elegance to the way Burshtein captures their clothes in the light, moving along sidewalks, or even seated at the dinner table.” – Monica Castillo, Paste Magazine

“Burshtein has made a movie that draws in outsiders—say, the non-Orthodox—and exposes the predicaments of the characters on screen as real as the predicaments we face.” – David Riedel, Santa Fe Reporter

“There’s a question implicitly asked in almost every scene: In such a close-knit faith community, where issues of gender and sexuality are of communal, rather than individual, concern, what’s an individual’s true worth?” – Kilian Melloy, EDGE Boston