BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 1/11

Gangster SquadGANGSTER SQUAD

“A quintessential January movie: intermittently amusing but forgettable and overall lifeless, squandering a lot of potential on a series of misses and bad decisions.”  – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“Emma Stone’s leg looks beautiful peeping out of the slit in the dress she wears, although it’s sad to see her out-acted by her own glorious gam.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

“This is the worst performance Sean Penn has ever given. And I saw SHANGHAI SURPRISE.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“You’ll appreciate this movie a lot more if you don’t take it seriously. Judge it with a big old grain of salt and you’ll have fun like I did.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

“To notice this is to require thinking, something that the makers of GANGSTER SQUAD did not engage in and certainly don’t want members of the audience to attempt either.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

 

dolph-lundgren-universal-soldierUNIVERSAL SOLDIER: DAY OF RECKONING

“Hyams’ audacious turns are much appreciated in such a tired, predictable genre. Say what you will, but you don’t see movies like this very often.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

 

A HAUNTED HOUSEa-haunted-house-image01 (2)

“A movie that thinks homophobia is the height of hilarity. That, and the image of Wayans taking a shit – a fitting metaphor for this film.” – Brett Michel, The Boston Phoenix

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 1/4

ZERO DARK THIRTYZero Dark Roundup

“It’s a political Rorschach test, an experiment in the malleability of audience response. This is Kathryn Bigelow’s masterpiece; the film her whole career has built to.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

“The result is a remarkably thorough, unexpectedly cinematic, two-and-half-hour chronicle of American persistence.” – Norm Schrager, Paste Magazine

“A phenomenal white-knuckle thriller; a precision-tooled machine that left me breathless both times I saw it. Hell of a thing to be on the edge of your seat when everybody in the world already knows the ending.
” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“A seriously excellent piece of work. One of the sharpest, smartest, most thrilling and flat-out best movies of the year.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“A lot of people have argued with me that the reason this movie is so great is because it’s so restrained and it recounts everything as it happened without sensationalizing. But that’s exactly why I find it boring.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

“Bigelow presents the events passively, but superbly, without judgement nor opinion. One of the year’s best film achievements and a crowning jewel in Kathryn Bigelow’s already noteworthy resume.” – Tim Estiloz, Boston Movie Examiner

“Politicians who have yet to see a movie should shut up about it and avoid embarrassing themselves.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“What will it take to win this new kind of warfare? And to what extent do we dare allow ourselves to be shaped and defined by conflict this intense and pervasive? These questions are worth pondering.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

 

The ImpossibleTHE IMPOSSIBLE

“After a while this movie wears you out — not because of the physical and emotional demands of the story, but rather because of the shallow and predictable cinematic conventions to which it clings.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

“It’s time for American audiences to grow up. Every story in the world is not about English-speaking WASPs.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“An event of such massive impact deserves a hell of a lot more consideration than the thinly drawn, manipulative THE IMPOSSIBLE.” – Norm Schrager, Meet In The Lobby

“Everything but the carnage is cheap. The hokum can wear you down worse than the tsunami.” – Jake Mulligan, The Boston Phoenix

 

TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D (2013)Alexandra Daddario stars as 'Heather Miller'TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D

“It converts around five minutes of grainy film footage from Hooper’s 1974 movie into 3D. Then the truly gross digital cinematography takes over, and you have a new film to forget.” – Brett Michel, The Boston Phoenix

“Typical slasher film. It wasn’t abysmal. You get what you pay for.” – Steve Head, The Post-Movie Podcast

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 12/28

Les MiserablesLES MISERABLES

“Director Tom Hooper undercuts some solid musical performances by shooting and editing this film in a shoddy and bizarre fashion that gives new meaning to the term ‘in your face’.” – Tim Estiloz, Boston Movie Examiner

“It’s like an exercise in how not to direct a film. This is an aesthetic crime.” – Sean Burns, The Improper Bostonian

“Just like THE HOBBIT, it’s a big lumbering mess where you feel every minute of the excessive running time.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“When it works, it’s brilliant. When it doesn’t work, it’s dreadful.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

“Hooper follows the actors around excessively and features tons of face shots to capture grand emotions. These techniques become old quickly, because there’s little variation.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

“Bad. Really, really bad. It has three basic settings: boring, laughably amateurish, and mildly interesting for the few minutes that Anne Hathaway is around.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“Hooper’s faithful adaptation suffers its bumps and bruises, but has a collection of stirring moments that overwhelm the pain.” – Norm Schrager, Meet In The Lobby

 

Django UnchainedDJANGO UNCHAINED

“It’s as though BLAZING SADDLES has been remade by Monty Python, except Tarantino’s voice remains clear.” – Brett Michel, The Boston Phoenix 

“Tarantino doesn’t shy away from this hideousness. The realistic capturing of America’s slave era is what sets this film apart from his previous work.” – Greg Vellante, The Eagle Tribune

“No amount of cinematic showing off from Tarantino can make DJANGO UNCHAINED more than the cheap exploitation movie that it is.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

“An action film, and a polemic aiming to rip the scab off America’s original sin. It excels at both. This is one hell of a great movie.” – Bob Chipman, The Escapist

“A tighter ending and a more direct arc toward the bad guy would have significantly changed this picture for the better.” – Evan Crean, Reel Recon

“Funny, dramatic, and very violent. It’s a Quentin Tarantino film through-and-through, and easily one of his best.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

 

Not Fade AwayNOT FADE AWAY

“There’s a decidedly cynical existentialist vibe to the way everyone searches for meaning in fame, and a pervading sense of dissatisfaction in every scene.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

“An angst-ridden, cliched period piece that’s more of an aimless coming-of-age tale than an artistic statement about the power of rock n’ roll.” – Evan Crean, Reel Recon

“Focused on odd details, it feels very much like a personal remembrance using the hackneyed formula as a mere clothesline.” – Sean Burns, The Awl

 

PRomised LandPROMISED LAND

“One’s the most sympathetic, unshowiest movie star we’ve got right now, and the other is some smug asshole from television.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“What might have been a film with a message becomes a tangle of loose ends, dead ends, and dead weight.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

“The most disappointing film of the season. The filmmakers went for a cheap gimmick rather than let the story play out to a realistic conclusion.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“Their movie falls apart in the last act because they aren’t aggressive enough to take a stand. The ending is just too open-ended and politically shy to be satisfying.” – Evan Crean, Starpulse

“For the second Christmas in a row I’m left asking myself: how much pandering crap am I willing to sit through in order to enjoy yet another magnificent Matt Damon performance?” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

 

Parental GuidancePARENTAL GUIDANCE

“Crystal looks like his face is trying to eat his body. He’s so puffy that his character is conveyed mostly by his tone of voice and delivery. One can barely make out his expressions.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

 

BOFCA REVIEW ROUNDUP: 12/21

THIS IS 40This is 40

“A narrative mess. A stack of repetitive story blocks hastily piled into a two-hour-plus comedy. But it’s also really funny.” – Norm Schrager, Meet In The Lobby

“There’s an unflinching shrillness to the movie that is admirable in theory but rather off-putting in practice. It’s just sour, and not very funny.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“The film has a poignant personal touch that is absent from every other mainstream American comedy this year. This generation’s true modern family.” – Greg Vellante, The Eagle Tribune

“More than two hours of increasingly embarrassing ugliness between two people who spew bile at each other with such loathing that you have to wonder how they ever fell in love and got married in the first place.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

“So depressing and irredeemably unfunny that I couldn’t even finish it. After a certain point I just didn’t care enough to see how the movie ended since all of these people suck so damn much.” – Evan Crean, Reel Recon

“A collection of overgrown children who don’t have a clue what it means to be a responsible adult. This isn’t 40, it’s barely human.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“Boo. Hoo. Overlong and never more than amusing.” – Brett Michel, The Boston Phoenix

 

The Guilt TripTHE GUILT TRIP

“This will undoubtedly look better on the small screen, a mildly pleasant alternative.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

“The movie isn’t trying for belly laughs or even any comic set-pieces. It just cruises along in second gear being genial.” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

 

JACK REACHERJack Reacher

“A deliberately lo-fi, old-school detective yarn that feels like a really good episode of a 1970’s television show. That’s fine with me.
” – Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

“A wonderful alternative worth seeking out as a simple, no-nonsense action thriller that stands on well crafted dialogue and some fun performances.” – Tim Estlioz, Boston Movie Examiner

“What Cruise offers is not brawn but a raw and savage intelligence. A solid and entertaining thriller that relies on logic as much as brute force and fast cars.” – Daniel M. Kimmel, NorthShoreMovies.net

 

RUST AND BONERust And Bone

“Oscar-winning French star Marion Cotillard sure is something, isn’t she? This is the work of a great actress.” – Jake Mulligan, EDGE Boston

“Not a traditional love story. Audiard and his magnificent actors give tough-love a good name.” – Kilian Melloy, Kal’s Movie Blog

“You can always try to figure out the special effects they used to take away Cotillard’s legs. That’s more interesting than the story.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

 

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL: WORLDS AWAYCirque Do Soliel

“A sampler of entrées cannibalized from the Canadian troupe’s 28-year history, akin to the all-you-can-eat buffets found everywhere in Vegas.” – Brett Michel, The Boston Phoenix

“More of a 90-minute infomercial for the various shows the Canadian company has running in Las Vegas than an original movie.” – John Black, Boston Event Guide

 

AGAINST 48FPS: KILIAN MELLOY

BOFCA member Kilian Melloy was one of many critics who did not fall in love with Peter Jackson’s decision to film THE HOBBIT in 48fps. He explains so here, as well as ponders a few potential backlashes the movement can cause: 

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If you’re going to see, or have seen, Peter Jackson’s THE HOBBIT you may be about to experience (or already have) the latest improvement in how movies are made and shown: The speeding up of the filming and projecting rates from 24 to 48 frames per second. Doubling the film speed literally doubles the content of visual information on the screen and gives “The Hobbit” a high definition look that, if it catches on, might spark the net mini-revolution in the medium comparable to the advent of widescreen, IMAX, or the newest 3D technology.

Movies are all about sound and vision. Because of that essential fact, there’s probably never going to be a thoroughgoing reinvention of the medium unless someone comes up with a way to provide cinematic content via hologram or virtual reality. Until then, movies will be based in the same two sensory channels as they have been since the advent of the talkies in 1927. Everything else is a matter of improvement: Multiple channel digital sound, bigger screens, improved 3D, and digital filming and projection (which aren’t as good as emulsion film yet, but it’s only a matter of time).

Jackson’s new 48 frames per second technique delivers images that are startling and, at least initially, unsettling in their crystal clarity. The debate has already started to rage as to whether this experiment is a good idea, and whether it might become a new industry standard. Not everyone is thrilled with the results: This level of visual clarity puts the artifice of film literally right in your face, so that filmmakers need better sets, better makeup, and —— especially —— better CGI in order for the harder surfaces, sharper edges, and more visible details to look convincing. Otherwise, the level of reality is simply too high and props, sets, and costumes look like– well, props, sets, and costumes. Combined with 3D, the 48 FPS “Hobbit” comes across looking like something shot on analog video, with the special visual effects resembling video game graphics. This is, needless to say, a disappointment for a big-budget event movie.

Movies have gotten bigger, faster, often dumber, and generally costlier as studios seek to draw audiences away from other amusements, especially online video games, which consume literally millions of years in man-hours worldwide (It’s no coincidence that movies look more and more like games). Whether 48 FPS becomes a new standard or proves to be a fad, its entrance on the cinematic scene comes, I would suggest, at the expense of eradicating a crucial narrative distance.

Standard film stock and even digital filming provides a tiny amount of fuzz and blur. Emulsion film has varying levels of visible grain. We don’t necessarily notice those things consciously, but unconsciously they are cues that tell us we’re watching a movie and engaging in an experience in which we not true participants. This creates the “narrative distance” I’m talking about —— a slight, but necessary, remove that we bridge by projecting ourselves into the characters’ experiences. Thus we can sympathize with the characters; their adventures, triumphs, and sorrows temporarily become our own. But the effect is only temporary: A film may leave us with lingering emotional sensations the way a dream might, but we’ve never been in danger, or in love, the way the characters have been. All we’ve done is shared the characters’ experiences for a couple of hours.

But the visual varnish of softer textures and film grain is wiped away by digital 48 FPS filming and projection. THE HOBBIT gives us images that look more real, but also more harsh and, in confined sets such as Bilbo Baggin’s underground home, somewhat claustrophobic. That, in turn, can kick us out of the dreamlike state of identification, or imaginative projection into the story, which we engage in as movie viewers. It’s hard to fall into a film that keeps reminding you it’s a film.

That’s a complaint about the technique at its current, nascent state. Those difficulties might well be surmounted, making movies even more immersive than they’ve become in this age of digital IMAX 3D presentation. But here’s a possible knock-on effect of films that become too immersive and too lifelike: If film’s ability to generate and present images grows too precise, less and less suspension of disbelief (and less of that imaginative projection of ourselves into the narrative) will be required of us. At some point, given the ever-more realistic images in which cinema trades, will its artificial world become a more effective simulacrum of reality or a substitute for it?

In the wake of AVATAR and its highly convincing 3D and its cutting edge CGI, the media crackled with reports of viewers becoming so invested in the highly detailed, visually rich, and totally fictional world of Pandora, that returning to their actual lives at the end of the film depressed them. Could the next generation of IMAX / 3D / digital / hi def movies make the cinematic experience routinely mood altering? Could movies become literally addictive?

In her book “Reality is Broken,” Jane McGonical fingered contemporary life as lacking in fundamentally satisfying things like work that rewards us, everyday experience that sustains us, and the ability to fail in a way that’s fun and instructive rather than threatening to our overall success and social standing. Large segments of the global population have retreated from reality’s “broken” state into online communal fantasy realms where they spend as much time doing virtual work, if not more, as they spend at their paying jobs.

With movies and games coming to resemble on another more and more closely (video games now have more complex narrative structure, while movies, liberated from physical constraints on the camera by CGI, are increasingly rapid and airborne), will the final result be some sort of entertainment “singularity?” And will that singularity replace reality for those who can afford it, or those who can’t, but who will get addicted?

It’s hard to imagine, watching the often-unsatisfactory result of THE HOBBIT and its foray into 48 FPS. But our hardware and software grows more sophisticated at an ever-accelerating rate, while the wetware of our brains and nervous systems struggle to adapt. One day soon, our eyes (and production values) may have become so accustomed to 48 FPS that every filmed document that came before will seem unbearably bleary. If so, will we lose the crucial narrative distance that has defined the experience of cinema so far, so that movies lose their longstanding power to enchant? Or will we head to the opposite extreme, and lose ourselves more completely than ever in the calculated artificial dreams of the movies? Will we, to some extent, lose our ability to dwell in the real world?